we can relate to this!!

[solonut]

NEVADA HUMOR

If you live in Nevada ' by Jeff Foxworthy

FORGET REDNECKS; THIS IS WHAT JEFF FOXWORTHY HAD TO SAY ABOUT NEVADANS!

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't
work there, you live in Nevada .

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Nevada ..

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed
the wrong number, you live in Nevada .

If 'vacation' means going anywhere south of Salt Lake City for the
weekend, you live in Nevada .

If you measure distance in hours, you live in Nevada .

If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' and back again in the same
day, you live in Nevada .

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both
unlocked, you live in Nevada .

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard
without flinching, you live in Nevada .

If the speed limit on the highway is 75 mph -- you're going 80, and
everyone is still passing you, you live in Nevada .

If driving is better in the winter, because the potholes are filled with
snow, you live in Nevada .

If you know all 4 seasons: (1) almost winter, (2) winter, (3) still
winter, and (4) road construction, you live in Nevada .

If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly' you live in Nevada .

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September to May, you live in
Nevada .

If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
NEVADA friends, you live in Nevada .

[Timothy5509]

Some of those seem a little off, but there are several in there that are way too true. Surprised there aren't any political ones in there.

[dknv]

^^
I could think of at least a couple of pol jokes (besides the ones that have been in the newspaper). :lol:

Some of those jokes can be SNV oriented; the one about measuring distance in hours is So Me! hahaha